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21 March 2006 @ 08:09 am
Put a pencil in my eye.  
I found this in the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section of a high school alumna's Myspace.

SOMEONE CONSIDERATE ENOUGH TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS: Play with her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Snuggle, Hold her hand, and lightly kiss her. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand and walk. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples YaRdS and give them to her. Tell her she looks beautiful. Introduce her to your friends as "The most amazing girl I know''. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, ice skating, playgrounds, and coffee shops. Tell her dirty jokes. Tell her stupid jokes...Whatever it takes to make her Laugh.Write poems about her.Walk with her, even if its just around the block. Throw pebbles at her window at night. surprise her.do things that make her smile, make her laugh, and make her want to kiss you right on the face. be spontaneous. When she starts yelling at you, tell her you love her.Give her back rubs. Play mud football with her. Play in the snow with her.Let her fall asleep in your arms.Call her... even if its just to say hi. Call her back if she calls you. Jump on the bed with her. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree.Get her mad, then kiss her.Push her on swings.Give her piggy-back rides. Stay up with her all night. Leave her little unexpected notes.. on the car, or on her door, or in her locker saying how much she means to you. Take her to romantic places and lay out blankets to look at the stars* Make up nicknames for eachother.Show up at her school or class unexpectedly. Send flowers and dorky notes that only you two understand.Teach her guitar. Lend her your cds. Make her cds of songs that remind you of her.Write her letters. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour car trip. Go out on a road trip even if theres no destination or you cant be gone long. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Listen to her favorite songs. When shes sad or sick, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the pictures of you she wants. Look into her eyes.Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Make her a romantic dinner for special days. Remember dates.. even ones like your first kiss or date and surprise her on the anniversary. Kiss her in the rain. Kiss her in the snow... Kiss her when she least expects it. MOST OF ALL, WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER, TELL HER.

Cliches do not define love.
emotionriot on March 21st, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
too many fucking demands.
Monicapaperchained on March 21st, 2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
I guess it's no surprise that she's single.
Jingaiyoh on March 22nd, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
I read the first and last three lines and all I have to say is if anybody tries to talk to me in the movie theatre while I'm watching the movie that I payed 10$ for, I'll fucking blow their brains out.
foodfreakjennitude on March 22nd, 2006 02:06 am (UTC)
HAHAHAA yah same here! except that normally I'm the one talking... oh well.

I read about three lines of that thing... and I don't know if I want anyone picking me up and pretending to throw me into the river because I CAN'T FREAKIN' SWIM WELL.
Ritadagnabbit on March 22nd, 2006 07:30 am (UTC)
I do indeed, agree on the swimming part. I would no doubt, drown if thrown into the river. And for what? Love? Homie, you're trippen'.
flaminrosemarys on March 22nd, 2006 03:34 am (UTC)
If someone introducted me as "The Most Amazing Girl I Know" I'd probably roll my eyes right out of my head. That and I'd never believe another word that came out of their mouth.